Friday, July 29, 2011
Worst Case Scenarios
I've been living alone this summer, which gives me lots of time to imagine worst case scenarios. Here are the top 10.
10) You look out the window to find the entire view filled with the giant eye of an monstrously immense beast.
9) You hang your leg over the side of the bed only to be grabbed at the ankle by the withered hand of a zombie demon.
8) You unsuspectingly sit on the couch only to be grabbed at the ankle by the withered hand of a zombie demon.
7) You stand by the toaster heating up a poptart only to be etc etc etc zombie demon.
6) Corpse behind the shower curtain.
5) The cat runs away (and never really liked you).
4) Mucous tentacle crawls out of shower drain.
3) A hairy yelling monster barges through the door and jumps on you.
2) You get pantry moths.
1) You die right before the good part.
Posted by Carrie Greenlaw at 2:15 PM